tastefullyoffensive:

[@robfee]

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

bublog:

This is the first time I met BUB, right before taking her home.Three years later, despite all odds, BUB has relearned how to walk, run and jump, written a book, starred in her own movie and TV special, and has raised close to $200,000 for animals in need. To celebrate, I’ll be posting the BEST of BUB for the next couple weeks. It will rule.GOOD JOB BUB

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

starexorcist:



I DID THE THING