People who are aromantic/asexual can still

fuck-rand:

  • have meaningful relationships
  • have fully functioning libidos
  • cut the throats of those who disrespect them and bathe in the blood
  • appreciate aesthetically pleasing individuals
nonegenderwithleftboy:

so i didn’t know which jojo pose to do so i just did dio’s
but did u really expect anything different i mean

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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only tumblr mobile users will get this joke!!

amazign:

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